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Sunday, May 11th, 2008
9:53 pm	This is still around Checking this out after so many years has taught me something about myself. Apparently i was a perv with a small vocabulary. Naw im just kidding. A little. I had fun back then though so i guess it's all good. It was always fun to write in this thing and i guess i'll do it again. Summer's starting again soon. That's gonna rock, Working at school is gonna be pretty cool, but im ready to go home for a week to get pampered or something. It'll just be nice. I think the stress is actually getting to me for once. I've been feeling sluggish lately, and you know that's not me. I don't know what it is but i would be great if it went away in time for finals.  So first week back from school these are the plans. Sunday-Sleep, all day. Maybe all night too Monday-wake up and do nothing, i mean just waste a few hours cause i can. Right? i want to savor the fact that finally i don't have to manage time. Tuesday-Friday-I'll think of something. I'd like to see people before they all start heading off to their different places. An adventure would be cool. I havent been on one of those in so long. I was thinking that maybe i'd start a forest fire, and then spend my weekend heroically putting it out in defense of the ancient fir's that grow so high. Or maybe just sit around steve's basement watching south park. I'd settle for a good solid in-between. Saturday-Has to be pure fun. Like mainling purified cane sugar, or hitting unicorns with cars. I am going back to school the next day to start work so i need something to tide me over until i can be sure that summer has offcially started. I don't think im gonna have to worry about it, people have told me good things. But just incase it was all lies to get me to work here over the summer i'm going to make sure that saturday is one to remember.  So this is the first update i've done in years, and it really is wierd looking back. I used to be strange. Like no filter. I think that mayber i thought what i said on the internet wasn't real because i didn't talk like that in real life. hell i didn't really even talk way back when. I think i got over that at about the same time i stopped typing on here. There was a moment in my life sometime after that even, i still can remember it clearly, where i decided fuck it. That was a good and bad day because in that same moment i sent my life in one direction over another. I think i made the right choice, but it's too late to go back now. I'd just like to say thank you real quick to the people in my life who helped me get over any and all hangups i had and who turned me into the foul mouthed narcissistic amazing guy that i am today. You probably don't know who you are but i think it's better that way.  Current Mood: pensive Current Music: le Tigre (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, November 12th, 2005
11:44 pm	Its the End of the World as we known it!!!!!!!!!! I honest to god believe this is true. Im not sure why but everything in the world is going amazing for me, I have started a revolution, i made the mock trial team, im getting good grades, and i got my drivers license. Now how does this add up to the end of the world,l im not exaclty sure, i just know gods got a funny sense of humor. So any suggestions world. (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 6th, 2005
9:11 pm	oy so bored, and doin history while listening to ska never a good combination. i was reading all the old post and remembered how much fun it was doing this even if noone else reads it. so hears goes nothing summer has sorta kicked ass, and then sorta not. it been on a wierd wiggly scale. to start off i was glad to get outta high school for a few months and get away from the piles of flamming drama and teen angst that follow me around. then i got sad cause i missed everyone, but then work started. Im working at camp milldale for less than minimum wage, but the job is great, im working with handicapped special needs kids. They are amazing and have made this summer a really great one, camp has really been msot of the ups. other ups include seeing a billion movies, and hanign out with friends and doing all my hours for my licsense, only the instructor driving left. the downs are all girls, so many downs its jsut kinda sad, but thsoe sorted them selves out with the ups and summer seems to be at least dead center, but theres still one month left so hopefully we hit up by the end. umm yeah other than that not much more that i can type right now, back to history Current Music: saba- mephsiskapheles (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, April 1st, 2005
6:12 pm	KK well this is the spring break wrap up so every one listen up: Camping in Gettysburg was awesome, i got to CAMP. And that means out doors and fresh air and all that stuff that doesnt seem to exist here in baltimore. and well it was cool. I got to jump around on the rocks and do things like that. Then i did nothing for a long time lots of sleep and napping. Ah napping where have you been these past few months. Oh yeah i have been rereading carl haisen books and well now i wanna be skink. I could be skink except for the eating squirels thing, id have to see about that. Umm and now i have been poisened by safeway. They tricked me. I though i was eating regular tasty chicken. But alas it was not jsut that it was poisenus and now i dun feel good. Damn you safeway!!!! Um i get to see sin city tomorow so that should be cool. I wanna hear about everyone else vacations so respond wiht those. Current Mood: Sick e tu safeway Current Music: Heres to life- Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, March 18th, 2005
5:16 pm	i for some reason forgot to say this but i am OZ the great and powerful the other wizard has gone elsewhere and i am now flying solo (Comment on this)
Thursday, March 17th, 2005
7:36 pm	well we finally made the prepophobic signs and well the preps didnt like that. but for some reason the white trash kids interviend and well they come over and take them. they write "gothsophobic" on them. yes goths. with an s. and well they bring them back. and well we said thank you. so they took them back again and then they wrote "your a bitch fag" and well we congratulated them on almost spelling it right. they didnt like that either. so they came back at me with peanut butter trying to get it on me. don't know why they chose peanut butter but they did. and well i grabbed the guys arm and hes like what the fuck man are you trying to start shit. i say no and he says well y are you touching me. i said casue you were trying to get peanut butter on me and he says dont start shit then. yeah it was pretty good. erica looked like she was gonna jump him. they followed us to guitar yelling at us about starting shit. So yeah i made some more enemies. But other than that i had a good day, if any one wants to come to the movies on saturday meet at the owings mills food court at 2:30 were seeing robot later that day. Current Music: She's A Rebel-Greenday (Comment on this)
Monday, March 14th, 2005
8:33 pm	NarcissistEgoMan: if i didnt know the two of youd id be screaming about virgin ears and all of that stuff Plwalker8998: are u sure u know me? NarcissistEgoMan: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww NarcissistEgoMan: my virgin eare NarcissistEgoMan: make it stop NarcissistEgoMan: arrrrgggghhhh NarcissistEgoMan: ::dies:: Plwalker8998: can I continue NarcissistEgoMan: i cant hear u im dead (Comment on this)
4:11 pm	k well folks the question of the days is can doors talk? and if so what do they talk about? do the big doors pick on the little doors? are doors with no handels considered handicapped? if you have anythoughts plz reply (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 12th, 2005
11:59 pm	I knew it, does this mean i get to take over the world now You scored as Superman. </td> Superman 100% Flash 56% The Crow 50% Wonder Woman 44% Captian American 38% Batman 19% Hulk 19% Robin 19% Spiderman 19% Amazing Rando 6% What superhero are you? created with QuizFarm.com (Comment on this)
12:07 am	K well readers i figure its about tiem you hear whats been going on in my life. Ill start with rihgt now and work my way back. Right now i am feeling kinda sad, but for a good reason. I jsut finished such a good book that im actually feeling bad about finishing it, so good i actually compared reading it to having sex. So yeah that was cool. but now i need more. Other than that currently im doing good, im a bit sore, i have a bruisse on my arm from where karmen bit me, and a cut on my leg from one of their kicks i think missas she was on that side. and wel am genreally sore all over from abyuse shea day, which has gone on for two days though i am really enjoying myself. hmmm deos this mean im a masochist. Could be im jsut wierd. But then hittings a good thing right. I have really good news also OWINGS MILLS IS GOING TO THE COUNTY FINALS IN MOCK TRIAL WOOOT!!!!!!!!! yeah and wel im having an awesoem time with that, i love beign on this team, everyone is great and really nice. WEll, sept illana i don't know why but she seems to really not like me. But thats her issue not mine, so i really dont have to care. Umm and last but not least i am having an awesome time this year on the play, I mean this whole upper-lower classman thing i really don't get. Hell i talk with them and they seem like perfectly normal people, so i don't get where soem poeple are coming from i think its jsut myth thats being made into fact by over active imaginations, but who knows. ohh yeah and i did a cool definition of sin thingy for english that was alot of fun so yeah, ummm im gonan go do my sleep thing, night Oh yeah and this is me jsutleaving you with an awesome quote, im jsut a geek trapped in a cool guys body Current Mood: content and sore Current Music: Girl all the bad guys want- BFS (Comment on this)
Monday, February 28th, 2005
9:25 pm	KK so i just to a really long survey and sparing your friends pages ive doen an lj cut, but becasue ive been so nice about it you should readthe survey. ( Kk here it is ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, February 26th, 2005
7:46 pm	kk aparently long numbers and cheetas equals drumsticks but im not one to argue with online test numbers soo, <td>You are a drumstick. Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren't afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn't care. Most compatible with: Guitar, and another drumstick. Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self? </td> umm other than that i had an awesome day todate hanging out with susan umm not much else i have english to do ttyl (Comment on this)
Sunday, February 20th, 2005
1:38 am	MUAhAHAhAHAHAHA Yeah so that outta the way all i have to say was tonight kicked so much major ass. I mean like godzilla versus King kong ass kickage. K so if your all wondering what can amount to that level of ass kickage ill tell you. I got kickd out of the owings mills mall. Now i know thats nothing special and it happens all the time but to night ws extra special becasue i got my whole youth group kicked out. Now again most people think that horrible he got his friends in trouble. I didnt get them in trouble i helped to free their repressed little souls. Sad to say but most of them are very repressed mommas boys, that have honetsly never had some fun in a mall. Soryy but breif interuption TV just spoke to me, Great TV line, "sorry but being a damn good judge of sexy, shes got a long way to go before she catches up to you." K sorry bout that ADD acting up. So anyway we got kicked out becasue of too much horseplay, and dicking around. This old securtiy guard was kicking us out, and being a major ass about things. Im jsut happy that the casue of hte horseplay and dicking around was an event that i created . So yeah great thing is the advisors said what i did was awesome and that our guys need this. The one thing im sorry i didnt get to do before i was kicked out was to complete task number 9, get the phone number of a cute girl. I even had a cheesy pick up line ready, try this on for size. "My friends bet me 5 bucks that i couldn't find the cutest girl in the mall, im gonna hate to tell them that they lost." See see major cheesy but kinda cute. Hmmm someone called me smooth at one point and umm i had fun talking with the wackenfuss girl " what no these job applications arent gonna be wasted, i would never dare defile the sanctity of wackenfuss." yeah so that was my awesome night and anyone hu wants to join in one soem toher fun someother time just im me. Current Mood: content Current Music: tv is oooon and tv is gooood (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 29th, 2005
12:26 am	K so i havent been on for a long time, so i got a bit to say. most important of all IM THE WIZARD IN THE WIZARD OF OZ, ok and then the other night im gonna bea munchking i dont know how that'll work but i hope it still comes out good. Then next most important WE BEAT PARK THE DEFENDING STATE CHAMPS IN MOCK TRIAL i might not have gone uop i nthe trial but i helped prep the lawyers and witnesses and some of the questions i asked alysse (SP?) got asked which was awsome casue it meant i knew what i was doing in pratice. Next umm ive had the flu so i got back to school and was kinda lost and aparently i missed alot of fun. Then in guitar i felt like a ninja. Karmen hu was being weird tries to hit me with a drum stick and she did, but before she could pull it away i caught it, then at the same time Missa tries to kick me again i dont know why, but before she could i took the drumstick in my other hand hooked it under her leg and pulled up so she missed. So i did that all in one motion and i had the urge to yell some crazy hiiiyahhh afterwards but i didnt. Then drew tackled them both Other thing that i felt was lets not say bitchy but mean spirited, I go up to karmen and angry and greg after school, and say (jokingly) watch out for her she might try to hit you with a drum stick, i dont think theres a way to say that other than jokingly. And she takes her gum out of her mouth and says to me go throw this away. I say go to hell becasue honestly one its gross and two hu the hell does she think i am. So she then throws the gum at me winds up hitting greg it bounces off of him and lands on her bag she then yels you got it on my bag. honeslty i dont know what was going on. anyone care to enlighten me plz go ahead. Current Mood: confuzzled Current Music: Lucky Boys Confusion- Hey Driver (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, January 23rd, 2005
12:10 am	k so umm nothing going on here and yes that bores me immensly. Ive been real really sick fluish. i am better now but i missed alot of school and though aparently i didnt miss much its jsut the fact i havent been to school for so long so that kinda frightening. Yeah in other news i got the wizard in the school play it is double casted bt thats ok. the other role im cast for is a munchkin. I want know how is that physically possible again for all of you out there who havent noticed im friggin tall. We'll see its still pretty cool, even though i did miss a mock trial practice again i was friggin sick. so i cant help it. (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 13th, 2005
10:33 pm	Well everyone this kicks soooo much ass i had the greatest day ever and well from here it should jsut keep getting better i think. I had my play auditions after school and even though some assholes ::cough cough:: edward said i sounded shity the music guy asaid ed be willing to work with me if id be willing to put in te time becasue she could see dsomething there. then Mr carr the directr had me read for hte lion 2 times and the wizard 3 times and he said id somehow be involved that could mean talking tree but hope for the best my peeps. Then i got screening passes for assualt on precinct 13 the movie KICKED ASS SOOOOOO MUCH ASS KICKAGE OH MY GOD IT WAS INCREDIBLE sept for the drunken asshole next to us and the talkative bitches behind us THE MOVIE KICKED SWEET SWEET ASS AND EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT AND THEIR FRIENDS SHOULD SEE IT. and i mean that with all sincerity i know i say lots of movies are good but this one serioulsly is i mean i really liked it it was jsut nice, definitly not for the sensitive but IT DEFIES ALL COOKIE CUTTER STANDARDS and KICKS ASS while doing so. so that my deal have a fun obeying me Current Mood: excited and friggin happy Current Music: Video killed the radio star- Reel big Fish (Comment on this)
Monday, January 10th, 2005
11:26 pm	Well saturday did kick soooo much ass. i dont have any more kung fu movies to compare this ass kicking too though i do like screaming like bruce lee, its really fun try it sometime. We got there at night so it was already getting cold. and we ate and brought out my face paint stuff, i did the brave heart thing and looked kickass doing it if i say so myself. While we were playing capture the flag, oe got put in jail and he kept trying to break out, and everytime he did we sent him back so at one pointhe tried it again and i jsut got pissed i my non pissed way and bodyslammed him, or shoulder slammed with a bit of body mixed in. And well needless to say joe goes flying through the air and lands and all he says is owwwwww. really funny. Then later we hog tied elliot and got pictures ill post later. Umm so that was cool and i pity the fool who didnt come. So school was good for asome reason todau i dotn know y. i did good on a test, but mainly i think its casue i feel free. Sorta strange i know but a very liberating feeling and well im back to old fun loving shea no mroe depressed obssesro thingy no more. So hmm what am i gonna do with all this new energy you ask, i might be making a movie so if a big kid comes chasing after smaller kids while holding a camera just back away slowly and he probably wont film you. P.S. yes he will (Comment on this)
Friday, January 7th, 2005
10:47 pm	hey all this is what is probably gonan be the start of one of htemost kick ass weekends ever and of course to battle my cold water illness aside from the robotussin, tylenol, and other pink and white pill hus name escapes me, i am chuggin orange juice. yeah so if i dont get even sicker from running aorund in the dark ill tell you all how it goes. On other matters this being angry at ppl thing just really isnt working for me i can't really handle the tension of that and im not likeing ppl feeling like thye gotta choose sides or something like that. so yeah im gonna ask for a truce and to see if we can work this out casue its not gonan e easy spending 2.5 more years of highschool being pissed at each other Current Mood: sick an tired and excited Current Music: captain hampton and the midget pirates (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 6th, 2005
7:38 pm	Just to dig my self deeper into this shit pile i really dont care about so i just wanna set the record straight for all you ppl who can't seem to take my side in anything you all know who you are so im not gonna name names jsut hear me out. When im nice to them their bitchy, so i take a hint from people again nameless and decide to give it up and tell it like it is. I do that and then they are even bitchier and abusive, and of course find ways to bring people over to their side don't buy the poor(maybe were bisexual we'll touch each other if you pay attention to us)act. i mean seriously i only called you bitches because well im the only one not afraid to do it, but trust me am not the only one thinking it. and i never said you were whores, you're actually as far away from whores as you can get with out becoming nuns, you're just teases there a definite difference teases piss me of more than whores so there im sure this is just gonna get me in more trouble but if i really gave a shit would i be saying it Current Mood: hell yeah this is fun Current Music: Its the end of the world-Reel big fish (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 4th, 2005
10:42 pm	TSUNAMI RELIEF FUND COPY THIS MESSAGE INTO YOUR JOURNAL IF YOU GOTO OR KNOW PPL WHO GO TO OMHS BRING MONEY THIS WEEK TO OMHS FOR THE TSUNAMI RELIEF FUND THAT WE HAVE STARTED WITH TE CARE ORGANIZATION ALL MONEY CAN BE DONATED DURING ANY LUNCH SHIFT AND BEFORE OR AFTER SCHOOL IN THE MAIN LOBBY. REPEAT BRING MONEY TO OMHS FOR THE TSUNAMI RELIEF FUND Current Mood: ENTHUSIASTIC (Comment on this)